the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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