Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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