I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I've blown a few things in my day
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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