If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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