So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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