I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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