I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
vagina is talking i cant
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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