Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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