Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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