Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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