yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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