his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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