bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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