All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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