i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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