I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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