you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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