um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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