i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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