Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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