I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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