Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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