So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I understand Curling. That high.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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