Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
this just has baby written all over it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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