So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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