Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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