what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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