i need an iv and a liver transplant
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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