Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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