You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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