Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Me too!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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