hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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