he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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