grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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