I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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