Walk of Shame. In a state park.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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