So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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