So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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