next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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