Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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