If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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