i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
smell my finger.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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