if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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