so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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