No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize