Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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