Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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