theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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