How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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