I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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